Thursday, December 15, 2011

"Jack`s blowjob lessons"

Have been asked to write a book review. And always the helpful woman that I am, I agreed to write a few words.

The book I am talking about is called "Jack`s blowjob lessons". You can order it online;  here is the link. Jack aims to give women advice on how to give a man the best and hottest blow job ever. The book  is all about how to make a blowjob a fantastic experience for the man. 

When Jack the author contacted me, I had to actually laugh. Frankly, I doubt that he ever read my blog. He seems to be one of the men that I would truly enjoy to spank :-) According to his own words he is very good looking, had received more than 1000 blow jobs and only very few women were alledgedly able of giving him a mind blowing blow job..... He says:

"Nine out of 10 blowjobs are -  absolutely shit" and  "How am I to completely fall in love with someone who can`t completely satisfy my needs as a man?"

He goes on by saying:

"You need real advice, from a real guy, that has real experience with getting head – with more than one girl, on more than one occasion. I’m a bit of an asshole, or maybe I look like that – but girls love me, and there’s nothing I can do about that."

Can you understand why I think it would be fun to spank him, lol?

His book is not a "femdom" or "flr" book. While reading it, I often thought that my blog is not exactly a good place to pimp his book. But due to the fact that I have never ever given a blowjob yet, I thought I could probably actually learn something from the expert :-) 

And, Jack made a very convincing point in his book in saying:

"You will be the one out of 10 girls that know how to really satisfy their man – and he will love you for it, he will beg you for more and he will do ANYTHING you tell him to. Not only will he be eating out of your hands, he will feel as if it was his duty to repay you with amazing sex, favors and presents. You’ve got the “blowjob skills” – you’ve got the power :-) "

Well, "having power" does sound good to me. So I read the whole 154 pages of the book.
Jack covers many areas. He is among else speaking about having the right attitude while giving a blowjob, about the best blowjob positions and about the most effective blowjob technics. I did not really learn too many new things, but it was nice to have it all put together. And I am always interested in learning things that alledgedly make my partner feel fantastic. I want him to be happy and everything that makes him happy is definitely something that I am willing to have a closer look at.

In his book, Jack puts a lot of pressure on women. He is basically saying it is the womans job to be as submissive as possible while giving a blowjob. And I thought: "Damn, that`s not exactly the kind of thing I want to read :-)" But then he continues by saying that as a woman, while giving a blowjob, one should enter a special "state of mind". This statement put me back on track, lol. I know everything about entering a special state of mind. I have done so many "mind games" in the last months, I can truely say I am an expert on the mind. And his explanations made a lot of sense, even though not all of them are adaptable to a flr- lifestyle.

The book is sold for 47 $ and I wish Jack all the best and hope he will become really rich through that book, lol. I like the idea of making money with a blowjob manifesto. I would not consider Jacks book to be among the "must-read-books" on this planet, and it is not as good as my excellent thesis that will hopefully be finished in this millenium, but there are quite a few good snippets in it that help a woman to understand how to make a blowjob an awesome experience.

6 comments:

  1. Ugh. Seriously? *This* is why people spam others with their self-serving crap. Because it works, apparently.

    Yes, I got his request also, as did about a million other sex bloggers out there.

    I didn't read your post because it irritates me so much that the spammer won this time.

    Ferns

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  2. Ferns, lol, you are just so much wiser than I am :-)
    But we know that already.

    I have a friend, and she literally said: "Thats so nice of that australian woman to be kind of your mentor" (it was in regards to your very very long and thoughtful reply on the "what to do if he says no"-post.

    But I dont mind pimping the Jacks of the world. Whoever buys a book on blowjobs for 47 $ knows what he/she is doing.

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  3. I, for one, think this post is pretty damn funny and I am glad you wrote it even if it cost you a freaking $47 to do it (REALLY??? REALLY???). You were having a goof at his expense, which is the next best thing to a spanking (which he REALLY has coming to him). He has posted the same thing on so many other blogs I am glad that someone actually took up his offer and made fun of him (although it is interesting that he, apparently, gave some useful advice). Of course he is "good looking" and that women are driven to him like he is the Pied Piper. In the real world, he is some fat older dude who hasn't showered for a month and lives in his basement with his mother. Hasn't had pussy or a blowjob even once in his life. LOL. So funny.

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  4. For the record:
    I did not pay 47 $ for that book. I got it for free. Thats why I thought I should be true to my word and write a review about it.

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  5. Ah...okay. Still glad you kept your word and gave it an honest review.

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  6. My humble thoughts about submissive male genitals.

    Domina should have complete control in a proper loving relationship.

    I'm not speaking of "male chastity", or other exotic practices. Simply control of normal functions.

    Ejaculations, for example. Cums are a natural male need. They require Domina's permission & presence, whatever the method.

    All Vanilla men, married or not, privately masturbate. That's disgusting, and literally sexual betrayal.

    Submissive men are (can I say this?) more pure. Their sexuality is controlled by women.

    Delicate penis and testicles in Domina's hands. His submissive surrender. Her dominant control. Lovely.

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